Friends Don't Let Friends Stare and Walk

A few days ago, my dear friend, Bridget, and I were walking down the street when a woman started to stare at us. As this is nothing new, (read previous post) we thought nothing of it and would probably not remember it today. Except that unfortunately for the woman, she didn’t stop to gawk at us; she kept walking, right into a large box. She toppled headfirst into the empty box and had to be helped out by a friend. Everyone around started to laugh at her while they continued to watch Bridget and I walk away. Apparently we’re more exciting than a woman in a box.

Let that be a lesson to you. Stop walking when you begin to ogle at the next Caucasian you see. Staring and walking don't mix.